Everyone in Miami is full of air conditioning.
My ex-girlfriend and I got lip piercings together. I’d slit my wrists if I were you.
Joan Rivers was so old at the party that she melted.
“Ronnie Lee Gardner had spent his final day watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy and meeting lawyers and clergymen.” “On Tuesday, Gardner had eaten his final meal of steak, lobster, apple pie, vanilla ice cream and 7-Up, before beginning a 48-hour fast.” “Gardner’s lawyers said he had undertaken his fast for “spiritual reasons”, the Salt Lake...